Impossible to find an inelegant photo of Streisand eating, I tried. |
One client, who I hadn’t seen in some time emailed, “So I've just been dealing with PTSD (Post Trump Stress Disorder)
with bread and chocolate. This does not help the resistance!” No, it doesn’t. An yes, all Foodtrainees are this smart and funny. Especially when things feel shitting we don’t need another reason to be
unhappy. So, I have an idea. Let’s have a look at Trump’s favorite foods:
Chips-specifically Lays, fried
and processed like…
Diet Coke-fake and bad for you
Angus beef- always grain
fed not grass fed, in other words not what the cows should be eating
Cookies-he likes Oreos- note,
there’s black and white in the cookie but no sign of Mexicans.
Maybe, the Resistance Diet
is shunning Trump’s foods. No chips (pita chips are chips), soda, non grass fed
beef or cookies. Carolyn says our sales of Natural Calm are way up, I suggest double dosing. Cheers!
And I realize there could
be a blog reader or two who voted for Donald, I still love you. Just think, you
have one fewer reason to gain weight.
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