Something happened during last week’s debate and I’m not
talking about Trump losing his s#!t or the Hillary shimmy. No, the something I’m
referring to happened to those of us watching.
The hullabaloo disguised as a debate left viewers unsettled
and fearful. I felt as if I had witnessed an accident and posted “I
need lavender and chamomile and kava and natural calm...and Xanax” I wasn’t kidding. I couldn’t sleep with the
thought that there are people who support “that”. At this point, it’s not being
partisan, it’s being human.
The WSJ called it “political anxiety disorder". Sure enough,
when there’s anxiety there’s eating, as my clients the next day attested to.
Even Carolyn mentioned a half pint of Halo top disappearing as she tried to
calm her “Donalds". We coined these election-induced munchies “debate weight” at
the office. With the VP debate tonight,
we have a solution:
It contains: healthy, almond cookies, delicious (grain free!) rosemary
crackers, crack-like coffee-almond butter (better than that crackpot
candidate), a "soufflé" protein muffin and tasty nuts…because this is all
nuts. It all comes wrapped in blue tissue paper. Send one to a friend or family member
or our vote..send one to yourself.
Have you had any “election eating” or anxiety? I’d love to
hear.
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